Premier League

Only, the greatest league in the world!!!

Ug.........

I've started a diet................I need to lose some fucking weight.

I hate diets.

Which is probably why I need to lose weight.

Not sure what to lose first though..........the weight on my shoulders or the weight around my waist.

MY SOCCER STORY

Please find below links to MY SOCCER STORY.
This is my account of the time I spent coaching soccer between the Fall of 2002 and early Spring 2008. Including the time leading upto my decision to coach. This is a genuine and honest attempt to explain what went on, the high's 'n' lows, the good 'n' bad, the girls, the parents, the people that we had to deal with and so on and so forth.
(Currently THE INTRO is online.....more will be added later.)

INTRO

Red Wanker

This is a fine example of HOW NOT TO PLAY FOOTBALL..........the guy on the left in red is Dirk Kuyt of Liverpool (all bastards - every single one of them). The guy on the right is Phil Neville of Everton (my heroes!!!!). This game in particular was actually 12 v 11 whereas normally it should be 11 v 11. On this day the ref was on Liverpool's side.....the ref in question is normally a dickhead but today he was a bias dickhead and a wanker to boot! The move above by Kuyt is called "let's take the opponents legs off at the knee's".....a move in which he very nearly succeeded. For this he got a yellow card, WRONG.............no matter which way you read the rules (upside down in the ref's case) this should have been a straight RED CARD!!!
The words "cheat", "corruption", "stupidity", "very dangerous crippling play" come to mind.
I already hated Liverpool before this game but now I hate them even more!!!!!!!!!!

Scary Bum

Flicked through Blogland like you do and I randomly came across (so to speak) a rather strange person who had many pictures of her butt.....all from different angles and fully-clothed (thank the lord) but strange nevertheless.................some people really do need to get a life!