Stuff Thanksgiving Day

Happy Thanksgiving Day to you all........may you all recover from the over-eating, meeting the relatives, the cleaning of the dishes, Macy's Day Parade on the tele (one time it's cute BUT EVERY FUCKING YEAR??????), the advertising..........ohhhhhhhh, don't forget the advertising!!

I ate too much, I need to take a dump!

SING A song in the PORE-in rain

What is the fucking fascination for people on this here site that originate from Singapore? Now then! Don't get me wrong........in this diverse world of ours WELCOME to all Singapore-type's, nothing against "you lot" at all.....but why so fucking many on here? Okay, okay......let me point something out.............this eblog site has the wonderful feature in the top right corner where you can randomly look at other people's blogs. Great idea. Love it. Use it all the time. However, or in other words -- BUT......... -- what is the fucking point if what comes up is some hip - cool - strangely - somehow - dressed - like - a - GAP - model - freaky - hairdo - type - person - talking - I - mean - typing - in - either - a - foreign - fucking - language - or - something - akin - to - pigeon - fucking - English????? Sometimes it makes you wanna cry (if not VOMIT) the notion of the big melting pot.............for fucks sake when we all end up either "up there" or "down there" it's going to be one big fucking, messy melting pot.......why does it have to be that way down here whilst we are all experiencing life in a breathing sense? Sigh!
Oh, and one can certainly worry about the future if the younger bloggers on this site are anything to go by...........jeez, flaky or what.

Okay, so now you know that youngsters are flaky, people from Singapore shouldn't be on here and I hate the French. We're narrowing the list down quickly! Oh, and Russian ex-KGB types should stay the fuck out of the Ukraine!
Oh, and it might be an idea to ban Mongol-hunters in Wisconson too (that is hunters that are "Mongs", not hunters of Mongols...if anything it would be the other way round wouldn't it? Seems like he did a pretty good job of doing the hunting himself!), anyway, in the interests of safety for the general population of that state ban all Mongs.....you neve rknow what might happen if you tick them off!
Although I will say that it's a good fucking use of the death penalty if it happened the way it sounds!

Watched THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW on dvd tonight.........watchable, just. Poor excuse for a film really.............oh, and the guy that ended up President looked nothing like Cheney.......and you know it wasn't a-Cheney-look-alike because if it was then Halliburton would have got the contract in the movie to clean the world up from the disaster depicted in the movie! Ha, ha...not much into politics but I thought I'd throw that one in!

Fuck it, bedtime.

Give me a "T".....

Is it fair to hate an 18-year-old boy (not way can I descrobe him as a man, young man etc)......yes when he's a fucking thieving, lying SOB. Not to mention the damage he's done to those I love! And to make it worse there's nothing I can do to make him pay, well, I can sound off here of course but little good that does in reality, oh, well...........

Terrible year! Lying, evading rotter!
Tragically you lied, errant rascal!
Trust? You lied! Empty reality!
Tyler! Young lout! Escapes reality!
Twist your lies erracticly round-n-round!
Tyler! You left 'er reeling!
This year lies eventually rebound.
Trying your luck, earnt record!
Trust, yeah? Leave everybody responsible!
Terminate your lies! Elfish rogue!
Take your lies everywhere residing!
This youth learnt everything reversed.
The youth lied, everybody revealed!
Teenagers yearn, live, eat....rebel!
Take your life.........'eavenly reject!
Though ye live, everybody reviles!
Tossed your life! Events recall!
Twit! You louse! Eternal "record'!

....it wouldn't take a genuis to realise that I'm referring to somebody with a first name of T-Y-L-E-R. I hate that kid!

BITCH!

I couldn't fucking believe it today!! A person at work has just had a baby.....as you would expect peeps are signing a card and doing a collection for the couple in question. So far so good. I thought: "Well, I'd like to sign the card" I know the person and have worked with him, we're on friendly terms - not as much as in the past but, hey, that's okay. However, I had no intention of contributing to the collection as I'm broke (and you know this is true because of my previous blogs....okay, you don't know it's TRUE but at least I've written about it prior to this blog so I'm not making it up on the spot), anyway, as per I digress.....so off I went to sign the card. So far so good. I get to the "official protector of the card" and she said (all pleasant like of course!!) that I couldn't sign it UNLESS I contributed $'s. Well, needeless to say my thoughts at that precise moment in time were something like YOU FUCKING ARROGANT, SNOT-NOSED, STUCK-UP, UP-TIGHT, SNIVELLING SOB.....and so on.
I walked away...........like I was going to contribute anyway but I'd be fucked before I'd contribute under those circumstances...........jizzlemecricketlegs, what a fucking situation to be presented with I thought. Spoilt my day I can tell you!

Fuck! Off to bed.

How much?

How much can one take before one goes fricking postal? Now calm down everybody.........I don't literally mean "postal".....I don't own an Uzi with intent to use it (I don't own one period!! Any firearm that is! Stupid American constitution.......lets reserve the right to kill the fuck who we want, when we want, where we want, never mind the fucking innocent, law-abiding people out there..."CH" - YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON), anyway, as I was saying until I was rudely interrupted by an off-tangent comment (don't you just hate that??), ANYWAY, what I meant was....how much crap does one person have to take before the person dealing the crap out realises...and I mean realise themself....that they are in fact doing that...to the point where life is pretty fucking close to becoming UN-FUCKING-BEARABLE!! Not one day, not one evening, not one event, not one trip out, not one chance missed to have a fucking snipe, to have a fucking go-around.........of course to anybody reading this (of which I'm sure nobody is so why the fuck does that matter) but anybody reading this is probably thinking I'm nuts (I'm not) or that I'm to blame for something (yes, I am), that I probably deserve this (er, excuse me? NO EFFING-FUCKING-WAY)..........it isn't fair (and, no, I don't mean that in a childish, temper-tantrum kind of way, far from it), it certainly isn't right........it most certainly is making my life a fucking misery..................but, oh what the fuck. Off to bed I go.

Oh, my!

What a fucking scary place this "blog" site is.............hitting the "next blog" link can drive one FUCKING NUTS!! Interesting yes, oddly comical, often in a foreign language....kind of defeats the fuckoing purpose doesm't it....yeah, come one come all....read our blogs...providing you can read fucking Russian or whatver....anyway, overall, mostly a waste of my fucking time (thanks!), very, very few grabbed my attention (which is fine...who am I criticise!?!?!?)....the odd one or two were vaguely interesting.........the odd thing is that the one that did grab my interest had a fucking poetic saying (best way to describe it) under the heading of "soccer coach"..........I felt cheated reading that.........don't take it personal like but then again don't fucking grab my attention that way and then piss me off!!
Oh, shit..............I need to go to bed. So I will. Fuck off all.

It creeps closer

It creeps closer....what does I hear you ask? Fucking Xmas I reply! I hate Xmas............no, no, no.....please understand....I love Xmas but I hate the fact that any enjoyment I might get from it (and I'm very open to enjoying it...my middle name is NOT Scrooge) is O-V-E-R-S-H-A-D-O-W-E-D by the fact that we're broke...flat stony broke...not a pot to piss in...proverbial or otherwise. I hate it! And it isn't that we're not earning the money....after all said and done with my salary and the Mrs weekly pay we do okay BUT the bills are daunting.......yes, it will get easier after Xmas as that fucking Genus payment will be done with (5 to 6 years of payments........I could quite easily go out and spend a fortune to celebrate but that wouldn't quite be in keeping now would it?).............and paying for that lazy, arrogant fucking sons of ours, and paying our daughters insurance.............come on kids get off our backs....college would be cheaper than this!!
Well, anyway, I managed to clear the majority of leaves today so that was good........my football team won so that's good..........but I'd love a beer right now but I can't afford it....and that's bad.
Oh, well..........til next time!

Where the hell do I start?

Hi........is anybody there? Surely not! Well, I've just created this here "blog"....my very first blog on a blog site....well, technically not true..............it's technically true to say it's the first on this here blog site. I do have another site for leaving online commentary, as it were, but that one is too close to my one true love, the one thing that keeps me sane in this fucking world that I couldn't possibly leave a true rant 'n' rave on that site.............too many people who I think highly of would probably see me in a different light. And I can't have that now can I?
Oh, here's one quick obersvation off the cuff.........where the fuck is the "comic sans ms" font? I switched the font to "times", it's pretty decent, but my favourite all-time, fantistico, mucho-preferred font isn't here........I liked the 'trebuchet' font but that sounds too fucking French-like for my liking.....and I'll tell you here and now that I don't like the French..........so, I'm off to a good start already!
Well, as it's the first entry and I've got 62 billion leaves in the backyard waiting for me....I'd better get gone.
Toodley-pip 4 now!